Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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