I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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