Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
where am i from again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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