Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize