My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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