Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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