They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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