You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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