apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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