I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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