Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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