I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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