Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
