You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
