So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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