I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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