Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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