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(513): View more from Ohio

what's Bukake?

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a bad idea.

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(229): View more from Georgia

New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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(540): View more from Virginia

She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.

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(619): View more from California

Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.

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(805): View more from California

Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.

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(706): View more from Georgia

They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.

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(586): View more from Michigan

When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"

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