I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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