In the future we'll all be gay
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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