my soul wont recognize me after tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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