Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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