everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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