i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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