Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So much rum. So many feels.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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