why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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