I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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