so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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