I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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