My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Randomize
