You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
