singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No subtext here. People are naked.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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