i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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