Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
