she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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