I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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