his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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