he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why is your signature on my underwear?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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