Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
