If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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