we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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