STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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