I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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