I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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