I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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