He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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