VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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