What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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