Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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