He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
