she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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