Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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