It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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