Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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