we're chasing vodka with high fives
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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